How I Use the Internet

and hopefully avoid being used as a creative person

I can finally unveil the good news! Just Jelly will be published by HarperCollins! I talked about it secretly here and here.

My first ever Substack post was on the disaster that was Instagram at the time. I wrote:

I’m not into trading what’s left of my sanity for chasing a series of vague rules that change with the whims of a billionaire. I know that ther…